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Holidays, more than anything, are a time of tradition. Cookies, candles, cold relatives for disagreements over politics or sports. People come to expect these things every year. And there’s something else they’ve come to anticipate: movie marathons. Every family and group of friends has their favorites – and they all discuss which one is the best. It’s fun; it’s hard.
So, here’s a new plan: This season, look at what the hell you want to look like. You don’t even have to do it during the holidays. Also check to see if there is a menorah or Christmas tree in sight. Yes, people like to fight if Die Hard it’s a Christmas movie, o se Really love it’s rubbishbut guess what? No one is going to do that.
For years, even decades now, Hollywood – especially streamers like Netflix and Hulu and the monolith known as Hallmark Channel – has been machine-made to make more holiday movies than anyone could watch. Rom-coms, family dramas, specials dedicated to Bill Murray – we all have them. And about 50 percent of them are unbearable. (One of the main inspirations for this column was a friend who sent me a text to view A New York Christmas wedding, a Netflix offering that actually sounds like a pre-Christmas nightmare. Seriously. The phrase “dead gay fetus“It appears in a review because it’s actually a fitting description of one of the characters.)
Every year for the last five, I’ve watched Carol around the holidays. Yes, it takes place around Christmas, and features a lot of tinsel and soft lighting, but it’s not a movie meant to get one in the spirit. Instead, the drama of Todd Haynes, based on the novel by Patricia Highsmith The price of salt, focuses on the deep and sharp contours of love. And Cate Blanchett’s cheekbones. This may not work for everyone, but for me it’s about finding family, and that’s essential during this season.
Traditionally (there’s that word again), my family has been to National Lampoon Christmas Holidays family. This Chevy Chase pillar is both a classic and quite playful. The jokes always hit, but we’ve all heard them before. This year, I’m going to work very hard to get it Barb and Star Go to Vista del Mar. added to the rotation. Matrix Resurrections as well. It’s time to dump her and move on.
In 2021, most people can see what they want when they want. Yes, there are some movies that have been lost over time, trapped in VHS and abandoned by all streaming services, but when it comes to classics, they are available. Having a marathon of holiday movies no longer requires affiliate codes and a trip to Blockbuster. So this year, when discussing which film is best for after-dinner screening, choose something new; watch out The power of the dog if you like. It always brings joy.
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